Miss Bea was by to tea today~~but she was not a happy puppy guest~
OK, Bea~~what’s your beef?
I was reading your article on Mandela while I was kept waiting in the lobby~
I see~~how did you find it?
The lobby?
The article on Mandela~~
Boring, yet, somehow dull~~and unspeakably long~
Thank you~~
Of course, it’s not my cup of tea~~politics and all that you know~~
Of course not~~
As for your tea~~how goes the war effort~~
Mr. Begg~~bringing Christian Temperance to the Americans is not a war~~
Oh?
It’s a noble experiment~~
Didn’t we already have one of them~
We did~~in the ’20s~
And now you’re ready for another~
The need never went away~~it went underground~~
So I understand~~I saw your Christmas speech on the You Tube~~very inspiring~~
It is a very serious topic, Mr. Begg~~alcoholism destroys more people and families that any other single thing on this earth~
You also took on football~~that won’t win you many American votes~~
American football exists to promote the gambling and alcoholism industries~~
Oh?
If one were to remove the incessant alcoholism adverts and the blatant gambling from football~~nobody would watch it~~it is a fundamentally boring game~~
I see~~
You say that you see but I can tell that you don’t~
You see football is a mass advert for alcoholism~~and illicit gambling~~that’s why it exists
Oh~~I didn’t know?
Look at the adverts~~unspeakably dull adverts for gray cars~~why are all cars gray today~~and booze~~those are the only sponsors of American football on tele-vision~~
Gray?
Well~~I am told these cars are marketed as being silver but they are gray to me~~dull gray~
There may be something to that~~the gray car business~~
Oh, there is something to that but the gray cars, while dull, don’t disturb me~~it’s all the drunk Americans swilling beer all day Sunday~~the Lord’s day~~and then getting into these dull grey cars and driving home~~that’s the nightmare~~
So~~Bea~~you are an advocate for stronger drink drive laws then~~
No~~I am an advocate for no drinking laws–NO drinking~
Is that an attainable end?
Is that how you access an argument, Mr. Begg~~whether or no its objective is politically attainable?~~
Well, no, no not precisely~~
Not precisely~~
It seems down to your tilting at windmills to me, dear Bea~~isn’t it down to that?~~your tilting at windmills~~
It is a hard and difficult path but it is the right and true path~~drink is a terrible social ill~~
I see~~but what about the Prohibition?
You mean the era that made all your dago rum running relatives rich~~
Hold on now~~
Well~~just where did they get all that money~~
Investments, I think~~
Investments in liquor and beer~~
I wasn’t around~~I don’t know~~
I do you~~you greasy wops used our noble experiment to get rich~~
Is that all bad~~
I guess not for you~~
Bea~~do you realistically expect to ban drinking~~we cannot even control illegal drugs~~
There is no difference~~
What?
There is no difference between drink and drugs~
What?
In fact~~drink is the most abused drug in the world~~always has been~~more than all the other drugs combined~~you know put together~
Yes, combined~~all put together~~
Yes, worse than all combined~~
But what can be done? People are going to drink, ya know?
I do know~~but we must stop it~NOW~~
Bea~~relax, it’s Christmas~~enjoy your tea by the fireplace~~
I cannot enjoy my tea by the fireplace at Christmas when there are drunks all over the place using the Lord’s Birthday Celebration to tie one on~~
So, I guess all the beer and liquor adverts to please drink responsibly don’t fool you~~
Not for a minute~~the alcoholism industry wants you drinking day and night~~drunk dawn to dusk~~
I see~
I understand it’s a business~~and as with any business~~the booze merchants want you to consume as much as possible of what they make~
So~~in that sense it’s like selling soup?
Soup? Soup?~~You are even dumber than I had read about, Begg~~I’m surprised you aren’t a blonde~~
My~~
Well, I get temperamental when people don’t listen and learn how dangerous drinking is~~
I see~~
To me~~it’s my life’s crusade~~ban the bottle~~
Bea’s crusade~~a Holy War against the bottle~~
Precisely so, Sir~~
I thank you for your time today, Miss Bea~~Merry Christmas~~
Cheers to you, Mr. Begg~~
What an odd goodbye from a Temperanceite~~that’s a toast–is this a toasting occasion?
It’s Christmas~~
I see~~let’s raise a glass then, Miss Bea~~
Here’s mud in your eye, Begg~~
And looking at you kid~~
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~~Κύριε ἐλέησον~~
Rejoice and Glad!!
Amen~~
Tuesday, 10th Decembre, Anno Domini Nostri Iesu Christi, 2013
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