Girls in the altogether~

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 Holy Sister Don Basco~~clad appropriately for her vocation~~and it turns out likewise so to conform to the new Internet regulations~~released just this evening~~

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On the first day of first grade at Saint Jane Frances De Chantal Catholic grammar school, called by anyone of any social background~~CH~NAL~~Paul McKenna, Martin Kane, Patrick Kelley, Eugene O’Neil,Junior and I were seated in the front of our first class when there appeared before our eyes a midget nun~~clad head to feet in black, save for her face~that ringed in white~~the Spainish girls call these Holy nuns penguinos~~who declared, to our astonishment~~
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 “I am Holy Sister Don Basco, I maybe small~~but so is the atom bomb.”
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 That put an end to any and all interest in education for me~~forever.  All I could think was how to get out of that place as soon as I could~~forever~~
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 On the way home from that first grade, all boys mentioned gathered around Paul McKenna~~already deemed by all of us as being what we came to know was called intelligent or something like that.~~
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 The others demanded to know “What is Holy Sister Don Basco and what is an atom bomb?”~~
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By Italian blood~~Mia Mommy a Milano~~I was already, at 5 years, set out to be a master criminal~~or so I thought.  Life always disappoints us.~~I went on to work in politics~~same dance~~different dance hall~~
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At events, I pulled Paul McKenna aside from the others and said to him, very brusquely “Fuck that~~how long does it last?”
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 “How long does what last–Don Basco–a full year, I’m afraid, Begg~~a full year~~
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 “Not the midget, McKenna~~the school~~how long does it last~~
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 “All of it?”~~
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 “Yes, all of it, goddamnit”~~
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 “We need a smoke,” McKenna told me~~
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 I’ll pause here to freely admit that I am recognized by nobody as the world’s leading authority on life in America in the 1950’s~~that would be our Mistress Karen~~The Boss~~of whom~~a bit more later~~but I was kicking around back then and I think my experiences were a tad different from those of the Boss~~
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 Paul McKenna and I headed to our little citadel in a dry creek bed in the wall of which there was a sort of cave~~far from the prying eyes of parents~~
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 We both fired up a Phillip Morris blunt end and sucked deeply on them~~
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 “Sixteen years~~if you’re very lucky”~~McKenna said ruefully~~
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 “Sixteen years?~~sixteen years?~~what did we do~~we’re only 5 years old”~~
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“If you’re very lucky”
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 “Very lucky?”~~
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 McKenna began leafing through a frayed copy of what in those days was called a “Girly magazine”~~and believe me, Gertrude~~it’s wasn’t what you’re thinking~~not in the least~~
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 The Italians are an impatient people, overbearing, harsh, direct and much desirous of solutions, not conversation~~I swatted the girly magazine away~~
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 “Yep–sixteen years~if you’re very lucky”~~
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 “How do we get out of this?”  Italians learn at the breast that “There is a way around everything, McKenna.”~~
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 “We don’t get out of this~study hard and apply yourself.”~~
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“Yeah?~and if I study hard and apply myself?’

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 “Oh, then you get to stay for 20 or more years”~~

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 “That’s a reward?~that’s a life sentence!!”~~
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 “It sure is.”
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 Years on, McKenna went up to Hav~ad and came home Summa, as~~
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 “There ain’t no Rs in Hav~ad, wee laddies~~
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 Years still on later, McKenna, sent out Summa from Hav-ad~~drives a carpet truck and installs carpets in Taos, New Mexico with a 17-year-old Mexican illegal~~so, sorry, Karen~~a Mexican “undocumented”~~we must say these things correctly, at least I’m hearing that all sides tonight~~
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 What I will say here is that McKenna’s illegal undocumented is a very pretty little thing but looking at bloodstock as I do with a well-trained eye, my fear is that those girls “will run to fat later, McKenna”~~
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 “Fat?  That’s OK~~I’ll just get another”~~
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 I’d always thought that it is surely myself and not McKenna, sent out from Hav~vad~~Summa~~who was responsible for the Navy attitude around here~~but of late, I am beginning to wonder on that~~
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 I wasn’t sent out Summa from anywhere and while I did do my 16 year bit~~it would be most disingenuous of me to say I attended any school~~for as soon as I could climb and pick locks~~I was out of every school I was supposed to be attending~~
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 I did graduate~~Not Summa~~Not Hav~ad~~and I still can’t sort out how that could be as I was never at school~~ever.~~I think I read that it’s called “grading on a curve.”
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But then you and I both know the sort of boy Hav~ad gins out these days~~
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 I’ve likewise held any number of silly little jobs~~and likewise run off from all of them~~lickedity~~spilt~~fast~~
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 Of late date, convalescent and in dotage, I’ve discovered writing and have a ball doing it but I’m informed tonight that I can neither write, be taken seriously or run for President as some have suggested as~~some say–and truly so~~if I ran I’d come a winner~as I haven’t any sort of hard act to follow there~~
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 All this, I think, is down to my having not “taken girls seriously”~~
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 I went to see Ellie Marie~~I always go to see Ellie Marie~although she doesn’t like it very much~~
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I said “Ellie Marie~~I’m astounded and~~I don’t astound”~~
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 “I’d never thought girls wanted to be taken as serious”~~
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 “I’d rather thought that girls wanted to be special.”~~
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 Ellie Marie takes great pains with me and subscribes to the maxim that “success in life is principally down to taking great pains with other people even if they are people~~perhaps especially if they are people~~you don’t much like”~~
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 Ellie Marie explained it all~~
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 “The principal trouble with you John Begg is that you know far, far too much about girls than any boy is ever supposed to know”~~
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 “Why is that such a problem~after all, I’ve studied them closely for many, many years~~I came back Summa~~I think~~in Girls”~~
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 “John Begg~you are the most clever writer and people get jealous of that but~~you’ve taken an annoying habit of taking pictures of girls in the altogether”~~
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 “In the what?”~~
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“In the altogether”~~
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 “You know, nudey pictures~you won’t be taken seriously by your audience if you persist in showing girls in the altogether.”~~
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 “Goddamnit Ellie, it’s a base lie~~I’ve never taken or sent out into the world  a single picture of girls in the altogether in my life~~it’s a base lie.”~~
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Girls are a scream–they use the expressions~~lingerie model, swimsuit model, soft core pornography and XXX hard-core pornography interchangeably~by which is meant there isn’t any difference between the one and the other one~~that is~~that they are all the same thing~~

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I on the other hand think that “if things are different~~well, they just cannot be the same”~~

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 “You simply can’t do it anymore, dear”~~
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 “Why not?”~~
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 “You’ve led a very sheltered and privileged life~~girls are now equal or something like that~~I mean if you’re going to have a go at the White House~~girls will take offense maybe”~~
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 “What?”~~
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“I’d make a great President”~~
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“That’d be different for sure~~How do you intend to do that?”
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“I’d do just 3 things as President~~
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Protect the people
Facilitate commerce 
And leave the people the hell alone~~
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 “That’s cute but you have to take girls seriously~~they insist upon that I’m afraid, dear–that is if you want to be taken seriously as a Presidential candidate.”
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 Taken seriously?~~do you know what is meant in my line when you hear that a Presidential candidate is “taken seriously.”~~
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 “No, what?”
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 “It means the Democrats know he’s a loser.”~~
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“So, you want to clown around as usual?”~~
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“A clown?~~I ask you~~What do we have in there now?”
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“Well, I know but girls are very touchy about this equality business these days~very touchy”~~
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 “Hang them all~~high~~I don’t give a toss for lesbian girls”~~
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“It’s not just lesbians anymore, John~~real girls think they’re equal to boys too~they passed a law about it, I think.”~~
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 “NO!!”~~
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Same thing for Negroes~~
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Leave OFF!!~~
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Fags too~~and lesbians~~
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“Democrats~~they did all this~~I knew it~~I can smell them from here”~~
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 “Even some Republican girls want to be taken seriously and be equal or something like that~~to boys.”~~
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 “Balderdash, Ellie Marie, balderdash.”~~
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“Ellie Marie~~God’s children are not all equal~~that’s just the point~~Democrats cooked up that kettle of fish about everybody being equal~~they say that  everybody is equal~~only they’re not all equal~~don’t you remember your G&S~~”If everybody’s somebody~~than nobody’s anybody?”
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I stood up to have a think~~
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 “When people ask me where’d the time go~~I mean what have you done with yourself for 62 years, John Begg~~ I say to them~~
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 “I’VE BEEN THINKING“~~
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 “For 62 years?”~~
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 “Yes, Perhaps, longer.”
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Aristotle tells us the highest attainment of man is to spend his whole day~~THINKING~~
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 “Aristotle?”~~
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 “Yes, he was a teacher or something like that.  Rather well-known, I think.”~~
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 “I thought you’d detested school?”~~
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 “Oh, I DID~~Oh, yes, I DID.~~what the devil does school have to do with thinking or with Aristotle?”~~
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 Ellie Marie, as with most girls, has little time for intense concentration~~except for things she cares about~~which are very rarely the things I care about.  I could tell she was bored with our dialogue and I backed off except to say this~~~
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 I’d never noticed, not once, that girls wanted to be taken seriously~~I thought that girls wanted to be special~~or am I wrong about that?
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 All this story inspired~~can that be the right word~~yes, inspired~~ in a classical sense~~by a bit of silly badminton between myself and others respecting  my showing  girly slides of girls being in “the altogether, ” or as someone said~~”being childish by showing their succulent backsides”~~
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 I must say that I can’t think how Ellie Marie or any of the others in this dance have ever even heard the expression “In the altogether.”  It’s a very antique, and I think is, or at least, was~~a colloquial expression my stepmother and some of her girlfriends used to use~~but my step mother was A Goddamn GERMAN for Christ’s sake~~
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 Boy A Howdy, now!!~~
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Girls are so touchy about this that they pay me less than no mind when I say that these girls in my little article are shown looking~~not at their succulent bottoms but~~rather~~over their shoulders back into the past to the Golden Age of America~~the 1950s~~
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 We pick up the trail of these backsides here~~
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The girls are looking back at a Golden past in America of the 1950’s that you have maybe forgotten, or never knew about, but that I never can forget. As an aside– Who the devil wants to be taken seriously–again–I am not a Democrat–I am a free white man who gets to smile and laugh and say just what I want just how I want to say it–many people want me to run because of my writing–most of which you haven’t looked at–and I thought it an OK idea for a lark–I’ve been encouraged to run all my life and now, in my dotage, I thought hey, now–who could not be a better act than the show now playing–but even little Ellie Marie is constantly line-editing my work with an eye to pleasing the thought police–so I suppose that the money lenders in the temple down here who shout aloud that we are allowed to consider Clinton or Rubio in 2016 and nobody else~~are likely correct as–everybody has bought into the double talk~~and you and Ellie Marie and Wendy and Danny-O will get to pretend that a race between dead 2 horses is a race worth going to see~~
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New Year~new you~~Syonara~cheescake factory~~
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The office seeks the GIRL~

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It’s a GIRL!!~~

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We must have a girl President!!~~

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Democrats remain mired~~seemingly forever~~in the early 1970s~~when this sort of thing was of some~~marginal interest~~at least to those who had nothing worthwhile else to entertain them~~grown ups ask~~

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If we simply must have one of these~~can’t we at least have a good-looking one~~please?~~

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American working Girls~~

We understand that American girls have left cookie baking behind to pursue more important commercial pastimes and that Democrats think~~that’s nifty~~

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Republican girls still stay home in the kitchen but Democrats are convinced~~that’s just not nifty~~

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Living~~for now~~ in a world turned backside front~~Republicans are at their leisure to most fondly remember the 1950s~~but likewise need to have a look around and seek out the very best man for 2016~~

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Republican girls look back at the past~~most longingly~~but~~they are just not hip~~and so~~out into the world they must go to work and~~on reading the cover today of Mr. Luce’s antediluvian rag~~THE TIME MAGAZINE~~whoever gets beyond the cover of that?~~at the doctor’s office~~I shutter to think what awaits in 2016~~but I can offer a campaign ticket that might just take the sting of double-wide pantsuits in horrid colors and wretched fabrics~~out of our line of vision~~

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A Republican Girl Presidential alternative looks back at America’s Golden Age~~

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A current~~much talked about~~Vice Presidential possibility likewise looks back~~to the Golden Era~~when Democrats were viewed solely as comic distractions~~

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A great number of possibilities look~~fetchingly~~back at us~~let’s not limit ourselves~~there are young, vibrant~~pretty alternatives to the shop-worn inevitability evinced by Mr. Luce~~

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At Washington, District of Columbia~~a tiresome city of resume wavers~~politicians waddle about boasting of this or that~~in America~~real, live, girls have far, far better things to do to pass the day~~

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As American politics has become so insufferably stupid that all it can concern itself with is the redressing of real~~or imagined~~social grievances long ago resolved~~by Republicans~~most citizens fail to call The New York Times or The Washington Post first thing the morning to discover what they are supposed to call Negroes this morning~~or to demand to know when we will be getting THE girl President selected for them by those antique publications that nobody reads~~wondering instead~~aren’t there quite a few very sweet girl candidates in the country who would arrest the attention undivided of all Americans for 4,8 or perhaps more years~~if we just were to seek them out~~

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 Facts is Facts, kittens~~

The office seeks the GIRL~~

What American of red blood cell could fail to remember to call her “SIR?”~~

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She asks a good question~~she makes a good point~~she looks Presidential timber to me~~

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Barack Hussein Obama II~an impressionist painting of a communist trojan horse~

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Impression, soleil levant

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Avec

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M. Claude Monet

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The painting~~of Le Harve~~and the painter~~

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M. Monet~~who, most unintendedly, and satirically, gave birth to the art now known to us all as Impressionist French~~the most amazing paintings~~

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Ever…

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We ask~~who can say with certitude just~~

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Why things happen as they do ?~~

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Man today~~

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Very certain of himself~~will tell you~~

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“I know why things happen”~~

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Do you now?~~

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Oh?~~

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Well, then~~Let’s consider, you and I, the advent of the Impressionist French we all hold so dear~~

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Impressionist French art takes its sweet name from a savage, biting, satire~~

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And not~~

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From~~any sort of pretty picture~~

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Consider, dears~~

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Claude Monet’s Impression, Sunrise (Musée Marmottan Monet, Paris) exhibited in 1874, gave the Impressionist movement its name when the critic Louis Leroy accused it of being a sketch or “impression,” not a finished painting. and M. Leroy savagely lampooned the work~~as did all the Academy critics of his day~~

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How embarrassed those critics must be today, in blue heaven~~

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Put to the quick, children~~M. Levy and his Academy friends were not “impressed” with the men who became the Impressionists French~~

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Now say, do, what is your impression of all that?

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The Procession of the Trojan Horse into Troy

about 1760, Giovanni Domenico Tiepolo

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On the subject of impressions~~both handed down, revisited after the fact and in the present tense~~
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Not to mention~~
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 Writing the future in advance~~
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Specifically~~
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Just what is your impression and how did you come to have it~~
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Of~~
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Barack Hussein Obama II~~Communist Trojan horse~~
 
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The greatest thing that ever happened to the American right-wing~~
 
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The impressionist painting of the President as a communist has been coldly calculated, opulently well-funded, disciplined, multi-faceted and, as we shall shortly see, both this year and in 2016~~
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Remarkably successful~~
 
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I remember a family friend, an older man and a high operative of the Democratic Party, telling me in summer 2008~~
 
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“Young Beggs~~if you~~yourself ~~were in the belly of a Trojan horse and were wheeled into my Party headquarters~~
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You could not possibly have done as much damage to the Democrats than this boy will now do to us.~~
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When this is over, all that will be left of the Democratic Party will be driftwood of the coast of Ireland”~~
 
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I have watched, now and then, over 5 years time, with keen interest at just how~~
 
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Prescient~~
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Those words were~~
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Yes~~that’s it~~
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Prescient~~
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I have never heard the incumbent speak~~
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I wouldn’t know the cadence of his voice~~were I to hear it~~
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I have never read a word he has written~~
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I would not know him if I fell over him in the street~~
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Most unlike many of my fellow citizens, I’ve no way to knowledgeably gauge~~
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Just who the incumbent is~~
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 I lay no claim to know his heart’s desires~~
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I hear it said that he is evil and a communist and, he may be so~~
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I don’t know~~
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But then, nobody knows anybody~~
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At least not very well~~
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How many who have been married on now 50 year can truly say they know anything about their spouse~~
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I cannot~~
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But I do know the American right-wing~~
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Very, very well~~
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And I can say this with full alacrity~~
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The twin sister~~
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And heir apparent~~
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Of an Impressionist Communisti~~
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Is~~
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Impressionist Fascisti~~
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She, is your~~
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Future~~
 
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Love on the rocks~ain’t no surprise~

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“A wife does wifely things~a girl does girl things~they are never the same things”~a conversation on a beach on Capri~quite some years ago now~when I was very young~~
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 Why do you look at me?

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You’re a girl~you’re  pretty~why else?
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You like me?
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Like?
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You want me?
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In a way
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What do you want of me?
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I’ve a hair and nail salon~down the street~
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You want to change my hair?
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No
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What?
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There is a room on the back~you can stay there~
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Live there?
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Yes
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How long?
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Until I tire of you~
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I stay all day and all night too?
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Yes
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Can I go out with my friends and dance?
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Yes, when I do not want you~you can go out~
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What will I do all day in the hair place?
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Cut girls hair–give them manicures and pedicures~put in highlights~There is an old lady there who will teach you how to cut and color~~she will style and cover your hair the way I want you to look~~she will do this today~~and I will get you a pretty blue dress~~
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 A new blue dress and hairdo for me~today?
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Si, Si
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Can I keep the money?
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Money?
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From the hair salon?
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Sure if there is any~
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How many hours do I have to work in this place?
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As many as you like~in fact you can be on the beach most of the day~
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And at night?
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In the early night you will be with me~after that~do as you like~
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I can dance and date boys and see my girlfriends?
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Sure~
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And I have a place for free?
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Yes~
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And food and drink and money for the purse?
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Si, si
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Why did you pick me~am I sexy?
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In a way~
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But why me?
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It doesn’t have to be you~there are hundreds of pretty girls on this beach~all like you~
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Like me?
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Yes~young, pretty, broke, wanting to be models or movie stars or stewardesses~
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Will I become one of those?
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Likely no~but who can tell?
 
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I think I am the most beautiful girl on the beach~in all of Napoli~
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So do all the others~
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What?
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All the other girls on this beach think that they are the most beautiful here and in all of Napoli
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But you picked me~so I must be the prettiest of all~the most special
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No one said that~I haven’t said that~
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But you desire me?
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In a way~
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If you stop talking~
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OK~When do I start work?
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Now–we go see the salon now
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OK–is it nice?
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Here it is–look for yourself
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It’s not a palace
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No~~why would it be a palace~you are not a princessa?
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No~No princessa me~but I want you to treat me as a princessa~
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You have the wrong man~I will treat you like a girl~
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When~
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Each evening after work
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Will you fall in love with me?
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Love? No.
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Do you have a wife?
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Of course~
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Do you love her?
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Love? No.
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How many girls have had this job before?
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I don’t know~many
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How many?
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It is rude to count
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Do you love any woman?
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I love only 3 women~La Madonna e mi Madre e Italia~3 women~solo 3~
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My Vanilla Presidency~

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    John Begg ~~Karen dear–don’t you fret–all of Washington shakes its collective head and says that Ellie Marie “is simply a Christian martyr–simply a Christian martyr–a Saint consecrated”–for her having to put up with my various–how shall I say– idiosyncrasies–ask Wendy–she is completely convinced that Ellie Marie is a Saint consecrated–I tell Ellie Marie’s fans that while I love Ellie Marie to death–none here–nor Wendy–has the power to consecrate Saints–and Ellie Marie–wise enough to laugh at life’s riddles–simply says “I don’t want to be a Christian Martyr or a Saint–not now at least–that would mean I’d be dead.”
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    Karen– John Begg–Putting up with someone’s idiosyncrasies doesn’t mean you like them and lack of respect for another’s sensitivities erodes love . . .Saint or not, she deserves to be cherished and made to feel indespensible — not just suitable for the time being . . .sounds like you are the dominant personality, so it’s up to you to consider her feelings . . .
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  • John Begg Domination?~~oh I don’t go in for that sort, my dear~~you and Wendy must be thinking of Jeff Smith~~people here want me to run for President–saying in my ear that the country needs saving~~and that I haven’t anything useful to do with my time~
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    I’m perplexed they would ask me~~in fact, between us~~I think it rather rude~~as that is such a tiresome job~~however as we say in England~~times are tough and needs must~~
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    And so~~I am being what is called vetted–and before being what is called vetted–I was asked my “sins”–and I said–I tell my sins to a priest–not to politicians seeking a President to save the Americans~
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    “Well—by the standards of the day–which are very lax–my sins are pretty vanilla-the potential trouble is~
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    I like vanilla a very great deal”
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I never bet fillies when they’re in season~you see they’re distracted then~by a far higher calling~

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Today, you see, the sole purpose of marrying for humans~~is to make babies~~there simply isn’t any other reason to take such a plunge~~you see that, now don’t you?
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John Begg ~~Well, now~~Danny boy–How can we tell if or no animals derive pleasure from sex–after all the girl animal is only receptive when she is in season so that suggests sex for at least the girl animal has only one purpose–to make babies–boy animals are always at the ready–but again that maybe down to instinct so that they are in the mood as the girl comes into season to accommodate her–and all her girlfriends–lucky bastards–mais, que sais-je?~~
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With humans it’s funny because I am old enough to remember when young kids were in a rush to marry to get regular sex and the Church taught that sex in marriage was solely to make babies–in the modern times–one certainly doesn’t have to marry to have sex, Jesus knows, so the only legitimate reason to get married in the modern-day is to make babies~~
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Sex is like anything else in life~as any girl can readily attest~when sex becomes your job~it ceases to have any kick to it~

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Racehorse extrodinaire~~Alydar~~

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 What follows is a book review about a racehorse who had sex so often~~it~~quite literally~~killed him~~my surmise is that he derived little to zero pleasure from sex.~~

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I am not competent to say if or no animals derive pleasure from sex–or if it’s all instinct with them but I can say that I know for certain that~~

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As any girl can readily attest~~sex is like anything else in life~~when it becomes your job~~it ceases to have any kick to it~~

Sex it up~~Sex ’till you can’t stand up~~Sex ’till you die~~

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Book Review of Wild Ride~~@8.5.2013~~

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Alydar was one of the premier race horses and stud horses of our lifetimes.~~

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A magnificent racing thrill, in the breeding shed after his career, he ginned out more Grouped winners than anyone of recent memory~~save Seattle Slew.~~

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His life was tragic as he became a shattered chess piece in a sordid game of bait and switch and physical abuse as a stallion.~~

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Gorgeous Calumet Stables~~beloved to all in the business had fallen into the most disreputable of hands~~men desperate to both steal money and to keep one step ahead of a fast approaching racing authority.~~

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In her wonderful book, Wild Ride, Ann Auerbach captures both the beauty and savagery of the highest level of the thoroughbred racing business~an enterprise very little known to outsiders not born to it.~~

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Auerbach likewise knows very well the breeding side of the business–a still more terrifying, rarefied and ruthless enterprise than is the racing sport itself.~~

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It can be said with alacrity~but in no sense jocularly~that the stallion Alydar~~died from too much sex.~~

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That may sound to many readers as the ideal way to leave this orb but sex is like anything else~~

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If you have to do it all the time~~it’s work~~and nobody likes to work~~not man~~not beast~~

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John Daniel Begg~~

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Alydar in his horror called~~retired to stud duty~

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La Shortcut feminina~

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Emotion??~~
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Emotion!!!~~
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You feel it??~~
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You silly girls are always putting feelings and emotion before intelligence and logic~~
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Why~~I say~~
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It’s a fraud!!~~
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Yes, that’s what it is~~
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A fraud!!!
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A feminine fraud~~~~
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A fraud?~~
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Why, No, sir~~it’s no fraud~~
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It’s a~~
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